Anonymous: how many times have you and mikey barfed at each other just to have it collide midair and explode like fireworks that rain down and cover the whole room

only once

Anonymous: how many times have you barfed on mikey

Many, many times. I like to sit on the shower door and wait for him to get close enough to barf on. People say it’s because I love him and want to make my effort count, but he knows it’s because I’m a fucking asshole who knows he hates getting harfed on.

Anonymous: how many times has mikey barfed on you

Many, many times. He likes to sit on the shower door and wait for me to get close enough to barf on me. People say it’s because he loves me and wants to make his effort count, but I know it’s because he’s a fucking asshole who knows I hate getting harfed on.

I had someone follow me for that “milkshake giveaway” and I just lost a follower and got an anon that said “fake ass bitch” I’m pretty sure that was them

OH IT’S TMI TUESDAY I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PARTICIPATE WOULD SOMEONE LIKE TO SEND WEIRD ANONYMOUS TMI’S??

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via moosesmeeses)

if you ever become my boy/girlfriend you’re going to have to put up with my Stupid Baby Talking Bird Voice every once in a while and let me tell you, you can’t handle it.

centipeetles: favourite way of preparing eggs?

cnuculator:

laying them myself

EVERY damn time