I CAN’T WATCH IT THE BUNNY KID GOT TOO SAD AND I’M CRYIN’
oh my god now I know where the Hamster Dance song comes from
never seen Disney’s robin hood SO GUESS WHAT I WATCH???? RIGHT NOWWWWW
so I was wrapping mikey in a towel (which he hates) to file his beak a bit and that was super stressful for him.
So what does he do? Grab my file away from me, holds it up to his face AND STARTS FILING HIS OWN BEAK ON IT IT’S AMAZING HE’S DOING ALL THE WORK HIS BEAK IS LOOKING BETTER AND BETTER GOSH HE’S REALLY SMART IT’S SCARY
It found a partner and left. Just like everyone always leaves. Just like you’re always watching everyone find love and merge souls and kiss to some stupid indie rock power ballad while all you can do is sit with your damn electric mouse and watch. The world around you is pairing up and learning what their bodies are for and what do you get? Eternal youth? Some ugly and unimpressive limited edition hat? They say “SAVE THE WORLD FOR US” and “YOU’RE THE CHOSEN ONE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT” but do you know what?? Do you know what? Eventually someone is going to snap and give all you goddamn love birds off staring into clouds the middle fucking finger and then who will you call when Entei steals your mother? WHo then?