Line read that keeps me up at night
i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious
(via catstorm)
You may or may not regret unmuting this one. :’)
(via average-crazy-fangirl)
dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress
im in the middle of going Girl you’re amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table
(via rabbitplanet)
She drinks red bull I drink monster she’s cheer captain and i am a lobster
(via dykevandyke)
friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called “abraham lincoln and the slimy slug” wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
(via ssaintsaens)